Janie Texting Russ

Russ is an excellent son-in-law to my mother. He deals with all her tech issues from her phone, computer, iPad, to her car ad even plumbing. When she gets strange mail he figures out what it is about and reassures her that mail fraud is the worst offense so criminals rarely us the US Mail.

My mother’s eyesight is failing, but that is no explanation for her texts. She has rarely used punctuation or even reread a text before sending it. So the text she sent to Russ today was not an seeing problem, but also not unusual. But it is such a classic it deserves to be memorialized.

For the record, in my mother’s life she has never used the word “ass” in any conversation ever. So I am certain she has no idea this is what she wrote. What does she really mean? One can only guess. When will she be home? Again, your guess is as good as mine.