Who The Hell is That?

I have hardly watched any news. I can hardly watch live TV. The political commercials make me crazy. The news is all bad. So for a few seconds I turned on the TV. It was the current occupant of the White House sitting in the Oval Office. Sitting at the desk with other people standing around him while he talked.

I had no idea what he was talking about because all I wanted to know is, “Who the hell is the person in the red dress?”

I think this is a new tactic and it’s working. No one will care what he is saying if there is someone else more bizarre standing near him. Perfect distraction for when he babbles on and makes no sense. No one is following or trying to follow what he is saying.

I can’t wait to see what kind of freaks and geeks the staff roll out over the next month. It’s working. I’m not enraged at all about what he said. I didn’t even hear one word. I couldn’t stop staring at the distractor.