The Scene that’s Even too Awful for the Movies

The scene is two grown women having a slap fight. You know the kind in the movies where they have handing flapping at each other, not really connecting, like two big birds flapping their wings at each other. They screech at each other and throw out horrible insults. It’s embarrassing and childish.

Now imagine those women are really two men, acting the exact same way. Arms flailing, hands sissy flapping, calling each other names. It’s not the movies, but what we have come to in America and everyone is watching. And everyone is laughing. Not with them, but at them.

They are two pitiful girls, hurling insults at each other like middle schoolers. And I mean no insult to middle school girls. You can’t make this mess up and a mess it is. The break up was predicted, but the flinging of insults happened faster than even the screen writer could have written.

Please can we have some grown ups who are not on drugs step in and be in charge? Where are these big babies Mommies? It’s time to put them in time out.