Words With Friends Diet

This title is misleading.  I don’t need a diet from Words With Friends, but I would like to turn my love of Words With Friends into a diet.  Right now I have eighteen different games going.  It sounds like a lot but considering that most of my opponents only play once or twice a day there is not too much action in my game life.  I try and play twice a day checking to see if it is my turn first thing in the morning and right before I go to bed.

My favorite part of the game is that I can try and make up crazy words that give me a high score and there is no penalty if they are not really words, I just am old to try again.  I wish that were the case in dieting.  I would love to be able to experiment with different food combinations or amounts to see if they reacted positively with my metabolic make-up with no penalty for trying something.

I know I could try that in real life, but there are so many variables; how much exercise did I get, what time of the month is it, what else did I eat, exactly what amounts did I eat, that it is hard to experiment and really know if something is working or not.

I have written in the past about my theory they eating ground meat is more fattening than eating solid pieces of meat.  I have no scientific evidence for it, just a few dozen tests that are about imperfect as a scientific method could be.  If only there was a “Words with Friends” like test where I could put in the data on the food and my phone could tell me, yes that will help you lose weight or no, try again, just like it does when I make up crazy words.

Perhaps I could use my love of Words with Friends as an exercise plan.  What if I am only allowed to play while walking?  I would say something more strenuous, but I think it would be hard to read the screen if I were bouncing around a lot.  I can’t read a magazine while I am on the elliptical so I am worried about moving tiles around while so much of me is moving around.

I am open to any other suggestions that tie Words with Friends to a way to drop some pounds.  If you want to play with me I am Danaclange.  I have no idea how many more games I can have at once, but I welcome new opponents who don’t expect me to know what all the words I play mean.