Christmas Eve Thanks
Posted: December 24, 2013 Filed under: Diet- comedy | Tags: Christmas eve, dinner Leave a comment
Our Shay Shay’s confused we are all home today.
Mama’s been cooking the old fashioned fattening way.
Standing rib roast, cauliflower au gratin,
Sweet potatoes with bacon pecan chili topin’.
Gingerbread cake with caramel sauce and apples for sinners
The calories abound at Christmas Eve dinners.
The table is set awaiting friends to arrive
Bringing the greens to fill out the sides.
We’ll start with some cheese – goat is the best
Served on rosemary raisin crackers with zest.
A top I will spread a dollop of jam,
Only slightly less evil than a sliver of ham.
We will not sit down at the table to eat
Until the popovers are popped and full of big heat.
When you starve all year long awaiting this meal
You try not to wolf it down with great zeal.
For Christmas is about giving thanks for our savior
And not about all those holiday flavors.