How to Get All New Cabinet Members

Kristi Noem was moved out of cabinet job at Homeland today. Rumor has it that it was not for the killing of American citizens, or the sleeping with a subordinate, or even disastrous appearances at congressional hearings. The rumor is she featured herself too much in a homeland security campaign, looking too good. That was a bridge too far for the supreme narcissist in command who believes he should be the only one featured looking better than he actually does.

If that is the thing that pushed her out then it’s time for the internet to get filled with many photos and videos of all the other cabinet members looking better than they actually are doing things that make them look heroic. The supreme narcissist needs to see image after image of his subordinates looking better than him, doing greater things than him. They don’t actually have to be doing them, just looking like they are.

If the idiot cabinet members are appearing to be doing better stuff than the boss the boss might decide it is time to move them aside for getting too much attention. So DOJ, needs a campaign showing what a fabulous job Bondi is doing and looking good doing it. Lots of bragging. We all know the actual truth, but supreme leader will think that everyone thinks that DOJ leader is doing more and looking better than he is.

Now how are we going to make JD look better? This is going to be a real stretch. He can’t be fired, so perhaps we just don’t bother with that one.

HHS ruiner, Kennedy could be easy to target. It would be perfectly believable that he started a campaign to show himself in some AI generated shirtless photos working out with “celebrities” but they have to be better than Kid Rock. Flooding the web with these photos could finally make the chief so jealous that he takes Kennedy out.

It would be so nice to get back to having cabinet members who were actually competent and looked like Janet Reno. We need 47 to decide he can only hire people less attractive than himself. We might never have another cabinet members again if that is the case.

At least ice Barbie is demoted. Can’t wait to never see her again.