The Cutest, Most Annoying Thing

Some things are cute. Some things are annoying. Something’s can be both cute and annoying at the same time. One such thing is this beautiful toilet paper cover.

In the middle of the night. When I wake up to do my business in my sleep I really want it to be efficient and quick so I can go back to sleep quickly. The faster I can go and wash my hands and get back to bed the more likely I am to do it in a partial waking state. But if anything becomes difficult I have to fully wake up and deal with it. Then I might not be able to fall back to sleep.

One such thing that can cause me to wake up is running out of toilet paper. If a new roll is handy then I might be Ok. It I don’t bother to try and put the new roll on the holder in the middle of the night that is not a problem. But if I have to try and wrestle a roll out of a tight fabric cover and remove a paper wrapper before I can even get to the toilet paper I am not staying a sleep to do this.

Yes, that fabric cover is very cute, but it never fails that I run out of tp| in the middle of the night. It would have been nice if the housekeeper had changed the roll when it was 90% spent, but no. I had to get down to three squares of paper at two in the morning.

I have learned my lesson. I will change the roll before bed if there is any possibility of running out in the night. No more trying to remove the cloth roll condom half asleep again.