Little Brown Dog Protests

Apparently someone let the little brown dog know that yesterday was International Dog day. She was quite insulted about this. There were no parades, no proclamations, no parties thrown in her honor. In fact, she was mad that Mommy was gone all day and Daddy was on the glass machine talking to many people. None of whom celebrated her or even asked about her.

Another unrecognized holiday has come and gone. Not a card or a gift or anything recognizing the little brown dog as perhaps the greatest little brown dog on earth. This means she will have to wait for national dog day, or North Carolina Dog day or Maine dog day, or brown dog day or labradoodle dog day, or perfect dog day to have her specialness celebrated to the level of her standing.

Until one of those days comes along the little brown dog is going to continue pouting and demanding steak and peanut butter. There could have been a pig picking in her honor, but no, not one of her humans did their job appropriately.

This means that next year on International dog day we will have to do double the recognition of the little brown dog as truly a dog of international greatness. For now, your grace, please forgive the huge oversight by us lowly humans. We promise it will not happen again.