Whiting Out the Inconvenient Truth

In news you just can’t make up, a former occupant of the White House has gone online to hawk God Bless America Bibles for $59.99. The man is not known as a biblical scholar, but I guess he might have demanded some edits in this particular version of his Bible.

Don’t go looking for any word about treating your neighbor as yourself. He has not quite understood that everyone is your neighbor. He is reordering the verse, “the first shall be last and the last shall be first.” To his mantra of, “I am first and you are last.”

He has inserted a photo of himself at Revelation 19:16 “King of kings and Lord of lords.”

But the big one was the reduction of the Ten Commandments. He personally is just whiting out the ones he doesn’t like, but he started with that pesky, “You shall not commit adultery.”