The Santos/Botox Defense

A congressional committee has found George Santos guilty of using his campaign funds for personal use. That’s a big No-No. I am unsure why it took a congressional committee so long to get around to figuring this out, but I suspect the razor thin majority that republicans hold in the house has everything to do with it.

Meanwhile Santos has been collecting his congressional paycheck, while not being allowed to serve on any committees. I am hoping the DOJ takes the report and charges Santos with the crimes he has committed.

One of the things the congressional committee found Santos illegally spent campaign funds on was many Botox injections. This has got to be the worst endorsement for Botox ever. Santos may have a smooth forehead, but did all that Botox perhaps paralyze his brain. Could his alleged constant lying be due to too much Botox.

I can think of some other big liars who look like they use a lot of Botox. Maybe Santos can say his illegal purchase of Botox was what caused him to lose his mind and spend money wildly that was not his and lie about his ancestry, his schooling and his previous employment.

Poor Botox. They are now linked to Santos in the congressional record. A fate I don’t wish upon my worst enemy.