Ivana, the Real Ballistic Missile

This morning as I was getting ready to go to the gym I watched Ivana Trump being interviewed on Good Morning America. Apparently she has written a book that is going to be published tomorrow. Well, the woman is a brilliant marketer. She is getting great press thanks to her little throw away comment that she is the First Lady.
The usually stoic Melania, who has the amazing skill of not reacting when her husband says outrageous things, could not hold back when the first Mrs. Donald made this ridiculous claim. Through her spokesperson the current Mrs. Donald “has made the White House a home for Barron and the President. She loves living in Washington, DC and is honored by her role as First Lady of the United States. She plans to use her title and role to help children, not sell books.”  
Such swift action in a response. Too bad the real First Lady could not be as fast in actually helping children. How long does it take the b**#@ to make the plans? She has been there a while and so far I haven’t seen her do anything.
I notice that the President has said nothing, when he normally would tweet about much less significant things happening in the world. Maybe Ivana is the one thing that can shut him down, or up.  
In her interview Ivana, is still mad at the second Mrs. Donald as evidenced in the fact that she never says or writes her name, but calls her “the show girl.” Let’s get Marla to write a book and piss Melania off too. I think that if we could get Ivana to speak out more we might be able to distract the Donald from starting World War III. It would take all his energy to try and pacify Melania.
There is nothing like a woman scorned. And Ivana obviously has been stewing about the Donald for a long time. So much that she has never had time to change her hairdo. I never thought I would say this, but I wouldn’t mind more Ivana TV interviews.