Most Dangerous Time of The Year

I have an ear worm from that song, “It’s the most wonderful time of the year.” I hear it everywhere. Although I too think it is the most wonderful time I also feel like it is the worst time for my diet. So I have written new lyrics for that song. Go on and sing it to the tune of “it’s the most wonderful time of the year.”
It’s the most dangerous time of the year

With chocolate selling

And everyone telling you, “come eat here”

It’s the most dangerous time of the year
It’s the fat- fastest season season of all

With those holiday greetings and cookies at meetings

When friends come to call

It’s the fat-fattest season of all
There’ll be parties for hosting

Marshmallows for toasting 

And gorging at the buffet

They’ll be nog for the drinking

And more times for eating

And hundred cookie arrays
It’s the most dangerous time of the year

There’ll be peppermint candies

And gingerbread handy

When loved ones are near

It’s the most dangerous time of the year