Potentially the World’s Greatest Invention

Right now before you read any farther I want to alert you that I have copy righted this idea because it has the potential to be bigger than any device you are reading this on.

I am not a scientist, doctor, nor engineer, but I think that during this hottest of all summers I might have stumbled on to a world changing new product idea — The Human Dehumidifier!

As I was emptying my garage dehumidifier’s 2-gallon tank for the second time in a day it dawned on me, “this sucker is damn heavy.”   I went to weigh it and it was 17 pounds.  I know the human body is mostly water.  According the always correct and very reliable Internet a body is between 45 and 79% water.  And everyone says when he or she starts a diet that those first 5 pounds are just water weight.

Well if we don’t need the first five pounds of water, how about sucking out about twenty or thirty pounds with the help of a machine like the one in my garage?  It’s such a brilliant idea I can’t believe no one has thought of it before.

It’s almost too fabulous and I can see how certain companies would be particularly unhappy if this machine existed, like all the weight loss businesses, Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig and Nutria system.  They have made billions on having a constant stream of heavy people in need of ongoing and expensive services to help them loose weight.

If fat people could just plug themselves into The Human Dehumidifier and suck out all that excess water that’s really making them fat then why diet?  Plus size clothing makers and retailers would also find this machine eating into their market share, as would the manufactures of elastic and Spanx.

But on the other hand certain businesses would find The Human Dehumidifier a huge asset.  Imagine how McDonalds could market Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese.  “Come on in and enjoy your burger while hooked up to our complimentary Mc Water Removal machine.  For every half pound in one half pound comes out.”

So for all you engineer, doctor, science types, get to work.  I gave you the idea now give me the machine.